We want to remind people that many books out there are completely hilarious. Please do not read on if you are under 16 andor easily offended. If youre agonizing over your book title, youre not alone. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe. See more ideas about book title, funny and childrens books. Spread the humour funny library jokes funny library jokes book lovers need never go to bed alone. Bottom the cats revenge by claud balls nail on the banister by r. Daily babys revenge by nora titoff rusty bedsprings by i. Did you know that many of the people on our site are authors. Worldcat is an excellent various is the correct author for any book with multiple unknown authors, and is acceptable for books with multiple known authors, especially if not all are known or. Book title and author name jokes when i was a kid i had heard a bunch of jokes that consisted of fake book titles and author names, like.
Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes. Population explosion by that famous chinese author, we fuckem young. If you have hired in the past landscape gardeners for projects that ended up costing you tens of s of dollars then that other alternative is to make it effortlessly from right here your way simply because, in the finish and without this information, projects usually value far more and took longer than anticipated. Humorously related to the funny names, these title author puns are sure to amuse. This continues until the librarian passes a book to the chicken who takes it and pushes it out the door. School jokes for kids halloween jokes for kids elephant jokes for kids online kids madlibs.
Of course, if you are interested in odd books, then have a look at this post about the diagram prize, for the books with the oddest title of the year. Book title generator the ultimate bank of 10,000 titles. The big book of lesbian horse stories by alisa surkis, monica nolan. List the name of the editor as the primary author with role editor. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author s last name. Sophie offord lets use humour to celebrate all that is fabulous and fun about reading. A history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i bothered. Silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing. Cold comfort farm, by stella gibbons published in 1932 in satirical response to romantic rural literature popular at the time, stella gibbons cold comfort farm is a rollicking read about flora poste, a broke 19yearold metropolitan orphan who decides to impose herself upon her remote farming relatives, the starkadders. Running with scissors is a bawdy, outrageous, often hilarious account of what in fact sounds like a seriously unhappy story. I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the united states, from eighth grade through college level. What are some funny fictional book titles and authors you. Richard lederer, st pauls school one of the fringe benefits of being an english or history teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
A few minutes later the chicken comes right back on, pushes the book up to the counter and says book, book, b. Worldcat is an excellent various is the correct author for any book with multiple unknown authors, and is acceptable for books with multiple known authors, especially if not all are known or the list is very long over 50. Bookbrowse is a selective website featuring some of the best books published in the past 15 years. The american book how to make bigger and better elephants the japanese book how to make smaller and cheaper elephants the greek book how to sell elephants for a lot of money the finnish book what do elephants think about finnish people the german book a short introduction to elephants, vol 16. Heres 8 funny book titles with their puntastic authors. Library about author steve hanson steve hanson is the author of the dax and zippa series, monsters midnight feast, wizards in the west, butterflies dont chew bubblegum and the whens. Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. Ive been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like reusing old graves, its hard not to. The top ten humorous book titles and their authors. Burroughs writes of being sent to a mental hospital but only as a way of getting out of school and of being sexually initiated by the 33yearold man who lived in the finches. Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover things to cook meat in by stu potts things to do at parties.
Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of transinterp. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the authors name in a humorous way. Brown from richardson, tx comments on amazon exciting. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below. Some of the best book titles today emerged only after much teeth gnashing. You can pick between fantasy, crime, mystery, romance, or scifi.
Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. Knightly twenty years on the saddle by major bumsore dirty walls. Full of aptly and hilariously named characters such as the jersey. We used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. Some titles are innately ridiculous, for example i was tortured by the pygmy love queen. Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog. You could probably open a dictionary, point to a random word, and have a passable title for a book i just tested this claim and got arrows, hash, and photoautotroph, but two out of three aint bad. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,608 reads.
It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book. Inside stories about sierra online and leisure suit larry. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. These funny book titles are all made up of course but theyre sure to get you giggling. See more ideas about book title, book humor, funny. With this massive collection of book title and author jokes you can make everyone laugh. These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. True, and wait until you see the titles of their books. Generate a random story title thats relevant to your genre. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason.
Books top ten reasons why books are better than movies winner333 top 10 scariest books of all time beatlesboy9 top ten best book series top ten greatest authors celynwelshy top ten best moments in the outsiders anonymouschick worst books you read in high. Actual questions asked of librarians libary jokes and oneliners the 10 shortest books ever written top 10 forbidden library titles for children funny library rules two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes actual questions asked of librarians. Shop by age, genre, series, and more to find the perfect childrens books for both little kids and big kids. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance by forestry by teresa green. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i. Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i bothered. Last week we talked about the importance of having an aesthetically appealing book cover, and how a homemade cover can be a death sentence for your book luckily, titles are harder to screw up. If good books did good, the world would have been converted. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book riot. Apr 16, 2020 i find these book titles funny, whether it be the title itself or the choice of cover illustrations, i find the humour in it. Twenty yards to the out house by willie makit and illustrated by betty wont 2.
Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content. The chicken walks up to the counter and says book, book, book, book. If you dont find the book or author youre looking for in the first page of results the chances are its because it is not one that we have featured. The book urges husbands to devote time explaining things like life insurance, investments, real estate policies, and taxes to their clueless wives. Running to the toilet by ivor poo, willie makeit and betty wont wanking by paul backskin bubbles in the bath by ivor wynn d. Well tickle your funny bone with our sidesplitting jokes and humor.
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